Halloween!
It's always Halloween in our soul. This collection is dedicated to all things Halloween! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Most Popular
These are the most popular items we sell that everyone is sure to love! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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FDM Logo - Kiss-Cut Stickers
Regular price From $1.49 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Be the person your dog thinks you are - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my taco! - Women's Thongs (AOP)
Regular price $17.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
I'm only here to pet your dog - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Gen X army
Born between 1965 and 1980? Welcome to the harsh and sarcastic world of Generation X! Be excellent and get gnarly with at least 30 different Gen X Army designs on our entire product line! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Darkness is a hell of a coach - Men's Staple Tee
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Darkness is a hell of a coach - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Darkness is a hell of a coach - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $24.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Darkness is a hell of a coach - Women's Favorite Tee
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
F word!
Feeling Froggy! Celebrate all of our favorite F words with this freaking fantastic collection! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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F around and find out - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
F around and find out - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
F around and find out - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
F around and find out - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Tacos and Weiners!
Who doesn't love tacos and weiners?!?! We do, and this is one of our most popular collections! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Ask me about my taco! - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my taco! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my taco! - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my Taco! - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Sasquatch!
We all feel a little"squatchy" every once in a while. This collection is dedicated to all things sasquatch! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Feelin' squatchy! - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Feelin' squatchy! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Feelin' squatchy! - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Feelin' squatchy! - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Four Dog Mafia Logo Merch
Our Four Dog Mafia logo merchandise is a fantastic way to show your support for our mission while looking great doing it! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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FDM Logo - Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
Regular price From $7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
FDM Logo - Kiss-Cut Stickers
Regular price From $1.49 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
FDM Logo - Pet Bandana
Regular price From $11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
FDM Logo - Pet Bandana Collar
Regular price From $13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Election Season!
These are our election season favorites! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Chewbacca 2024 - Men's Staple Tee
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Chewbacca 2024 - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Chewbacca 2024 - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $24.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Chewbacca 2024 - Women's Favorite Tee
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Patriotic!
Show off your patriotism with our hilarious Uncle Sam designs along with a few others! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Happy Treason Day! - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Happy Treason Day! - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Happy Treason Day! - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Happy Treason Day! - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Canine lovers!
Show off your love for our furry best friends with our Canine Lovers collection! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Be the person your dog thinks you are - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Be the person your dog thinks you are - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Be the person your dog thinks you are - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
My favorite breed is rescue
Is your favorite breed rescue? So is ours! Show off your support of the rescue community with six different designs on our entire product line! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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My favorite breed is rescue 1 - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
My favorite breed is rescue 1 - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
My favorite breed is rescue 1 - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
My favorite breed is rescue 1 - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Sloth-tastic!
We all feel a little"slothy" every once in a while. This collection is dedicated to all things sloth-tastic! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Boldly going nowhere - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Boldly going nowhere - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Boldly going nowhere - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Boldly going nowhere - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Newest Designs
These are the most recent designs that we have added to our collection that everyone is sure to love! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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F around and find out - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Food is my second favorite F word - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Friday is my second favorite F word - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
It's beginning to look a lot like F this - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
All Men's Apparel
Our men's apparel has everything you need to bring a smile to everyone's face. With either our unique brand of humor or something for your more serious side, we have what you need! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my taco! - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
All Women's Apparel
Our women's apparel has everything you need to bring a smile to everyone's face. With either our unique brand of humor or something for your more serious side, we have what you need! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Unisex Jersey Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Are you staring at my boo bees? - Women's Ideal Racerback Tank
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
For the dogs!
By popular demand, here are our products for that special pet in your life! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Be the person your dog thinks you are - Pet Tank Top
Regular price $26.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Dogs speak to those that know how to listen - Pet Tank Top
Regular price $26.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
FDM Logo - Pet Bandana
Regular price From $11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
FDM Logo - Pet Bandana Collar
Regular price From $13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Tumblers, hats & other fun stuff!
We have everything from mugs to larger tumblers and some other really fun stuff! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Exclusive - Doesn't smell like poop! - Scented Soy Candle, 9oz
Regular price $13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
FDM Logo - Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
Regular price From $7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Protect them all with logo - Bucket Hat (AOP)
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Protect them all with logo - Car Sun Shade
Regular price $32.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Stickers, magnets, and more!
Our stickers and magnets have everything you need to bring a smile to everyone's face. With either our unique brand of humor or something for your more serious side, we have what you need! Don't forget that every single purchase enables us to give back to animal rescues that so desperately need our help.
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Ask me about my taco! - Die-Cut Magnets
Regular price From $4.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my taco! - Kiss-Cut Stickers
Regular price From $1.49 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my weiner! - Die-Cut Magnets
Regular price From $4.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Ask me about my weiner! - Kiss-Cut Stickers
Regular price From $1.49 USDRegular priceUnit price / per